Forgetful Lucy
The Hukilau was the placeWhere I first saw your faceWe liked each other right awayBut you didn’t remember me the very next dayForgetful LucyHas got a nice cabooseyI used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets Forgetful Lucy Cracked her head like Gary BuseyBut I still love her soAnd I’ll never let her goEven if while I’m singing this songShe’s wishing I had Jocko the walrus’ schlongForgetful LucyHer lips are so damn juicyHow about another first kiss ♪ ~ Adam Sandler, 50 First Dates

Forgetful Lucy

The Hukilau was the place
Where I first saw your face
We liked each other right away
But you didn’t remember me the very next day
Forgetful Lucy
Has got a nice caboosey

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat
But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat
Then we drove up to see Dr. Keats
And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets
Forgetful Lucy
Cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so
And I’ll never let her go
Even if while I’m singing this song
She’s wishing I had Jocko the walrus’ schlong
Forgetful Lucy
Her lips are so damn juicy

How about another first kiss ~ Adam Sandler, 50 First Dates

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